The Therapist's Couch

You walk into a room with a cozy couch.

The words “The Therapist’s Couch” are written above it in dripping, friendly letters.

Weary from your travels, you sit down on the couch.

A woman with long brown hair pulled into a high ponytail, wearing tight pants and a loose hoodie appears in front of you.

This isn’t a real therapist, but she brings news from the therapist’s couch.

This is what she wants to tell you: